How did Smitty become a cop?

[Luis Virgil]

How the hell did Smitty become a cop? He's a f**king bufoon. He's about as intelligent as a monkey on crack and opiods.

[CEDAvsFan]

I would say White privilege, but even the most BLATANT White privilege wouldn't allow Smitty to become a cop. I think he had dirt on someone LOL.

[Elektra]

My guess is whomever let Smitty become a cop was on drugs.

[Beavis]

That's a mystery no one can solve.